Paranoid Android

Swine flu has hit my office... dum dum dummm

Two people down with it, wondering how fast it will spread. Its surely only a matter of time..
I found myself scanning the desks, picking out the weak and susceptible looking ones and debating in which order people would phone in sick.
It is truly a sign of job dissatisfaction when a high proportion of people are welcoming the prospect of some time off with the lurgee!
thank goodness... only 4 and a half days til I leave for good!