Take your pick

A new vacuum arrived today, in several bits amd pieces.
"Which language would you like to use to read the instructions?  Spanish, French, Italian, German, Japanese?"
"Oh, you want English. Sorry about that, doesn't come in English"

Luckily, my super duper highly intelligent brain was on fire and I managed to work it all out in just under a lifetime.

In other news. I met with the anesth Anasthet Jab doctor today who went over some things the most important from my view being about how I "shouldn't" feel any pain.
Maybe if I have a good grip on his b*ls we won't hurt each other.


Ah well...