Pink Substance

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

I was out late last night. I had a date with Demi Moore. 

I really wanted to see her new film, "The Substance". It's a new horror movie and all the reviews I heard used words like UNHINGED, DEMENTED and OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST WATCH???

But in the good way.

It is basically about the lengths a woman will go to, in order to remain attractive for STUPID STUPID MEAN MEN. Because it is a horror movie, things do not go as planned and it all turns very gooey and tumor-ey.

"Well THAT was completely repulsive," said a woman to her partner after the film ended. 

I think it says something about my jaded horror palate that I watched it and thought, "Hey, they was pretty good".

The point is that I spent much of today on the couch recovering from getting back home late from the movies. Caro, as it turns out, was out for much of the day getting her hair done. 

And when she arrived home she was PINK. 

I honestly LOOOOOOOVE when she has pink hair. I do not know why. It's like being married to a lovely little fairy! Or something!

Is Caro doing this to remain attractive for her STUPID STUPID MEAN HUSBAND?

I do not know. I just know that she is PINK. She is my little Strawberry Shortcake wife! And I love her!

S.