Locker

I'll dedicate this one today to shandonner, he swims at the same pool as me and recently revealed that he had a locker number of preference. We've all got our quirks, some more than others, and I'm among the first to hold my hands up and admit that I'm guilty as charged. I'm definitely down at the lower end of the numerical scale, somewhere like this morning's for example. I was happy enough with 008.

008? Why, that's almost you know who...