Good Timing

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

I had a runny bum the other night. 

This worked out quite well for me. I was awake and in pain at 3am and it turns out that Kat in Canada was running a live stream for her horror pals. 

So I joined in. "SYMONNNNNNNN!!" she said. "What the f*** time is it in New Zealand???" 

I told her I'd eaten Turkish food that wasn't sitting right. 

"I've said too much," I added.

I (and a whole bunch of other Kat fans) discussed her movie choices, especially for Halloween. I told her that if she watched a very British horror movie like Hammer's "Dracula" she should have a pot of tea and very tiny sandwiches. 

"You've found my Achilles heel," she replied. "I LOVE snacks."

To be honest there were a lot of recommendations flying around. Horror fans are an enthusiastic lot. She might get her tiny sandwiches sometime in 2026. 

But it helped my runny bum. And that is the main thing.

S.