Not so innocent after all

This is an extract from a daily newspaper

“Squirrels forced the cancellation of a train after the creatures jumped on board and attacked passengers.
The two rodents reportedly turned on the rush-hour commuters on an 8.54am Great Western Railway service from Reading to Gatwick on Monday.
Witnesses said “pandemonium” broke out as the conductor tried to force the squirrels off the train.
The saga began when the service stopped at Gomshall at 9.47am and was boarded by the unwanted passengers.
A source was quoted as follows: “It was complete pandemonium. The squirrels got into the rear carriage and attacked people. All the passengers ran off the train and got another carriage.
“The conductor then had to lock the doors to stop the squirrels moving up the train.” “

Now you understand why I have such a vendetta!