Cully

By Cully

Road kill

I feel bad. I just didn't see him. As soon as I did I pulled over. It was clear straight away that there was no way I could save this little fella. He was completely stuffed. Rip scummy seagull. I am sure you were well loved.

So we decided to hand deliver save the dates to save money on postage. Unfortunately delivering three letters resulted in two pints, a bag of scampi fries and a bag of bacon fries. I know postage is pretty steep these days but three stamps do not equate to £7.28 do they now?

Must deliver alone next time!

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