Heard at the hof

- Is there anything other than wine to drink?
No, it’s a vineyard and a wine festival, there’s wine and more wine.
- Can I have nachos?
No, there’s chilli and tortilla chips, not nachos.
- Can I have a glass of water?
No*, take a bottle instead, it’s a hot day.
- Can I have coffee with the apple cake?
FFS, it’s a wine festival…coffee? Are you demented? Took great pleasure in charging more for coffee than for wine.
- Can I have two chilli with cheese to go?
Sure, why not?
And my favourite „this secco is so much nicer than the sour sekt from the last place“

* altho D gave in on this one, we weren’t amused.