The Terror of The Blue Towel

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

I just had the most surreal conversation with Fazzy.

It was PARTLY to do with work. But mainly to do with a spider she just found in her laundry.

As we were talking she kept saying things like, "It's under the blue towel!" "What if it gets into the bedroom!" and "I'm going to have to MOVE!"

At one point she said "OH MY GOD IT'S ON MY FOOT NO WAIT THAT'S JUST MY SLIPPER".

Then Shahier came home so I got to live through all of her instructions to him. "THE BLUE TOWEL THE BLUE TOWEL THE BLUE TOWEL BABES MOVE THE BLUE TOWEL".

Then: "OH MY GOD WHERE IS IT? IT'S GONE!!!"

Shahier ended up spraying the bug spray EVERYWHERE (it sounded like). But Fazzy finished by saying she wondered if she could stay in our spare room for a couple of days.

An hour or so later, she sent me this picture of herself at a hardware store. 

S.