Do I Look Like The Kind Of Man Who'd Use Airbags?

On This Day In History
1998: Federal legislation makes airbags mandatory

Quote Of The Day
"You know you're old when your walker has an airbag."
(Phyllis Diller)

Bonus Quote Of The Day
"No airbags! We die like real men."
(Funny bumper sticker)

I can't believe I've had my Chromebook almost three months now and I still haven't personalised the wallpaper. Job done this morning. I like this photo.

I know nothing of Phyllis Diller, so I looked her up on YouTube. I now know two things for sure about her; she's hilarious, clean, and there's no way (sadly) that someone could get away with comedy like this today.

Zero As A Limit Quite likely there'd be a huge fuss over a song like this too.