When Worlds Collide!

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

Caro comes back today, and this prompted the usual round of laundry and tidying I always do to make sure the place is nice for her.

She really appreciates it. She loves coming home to a tidy house.

For the record, I couldn't give a **** about it myself if the tables were turned. But I like to make the effort for those who do. 

Part of this involves changing the bedding in Crashy and DG's room. I have to close the window so as to ensure Crashy and DG don't come in while I'm changing the sheets. 

This also means that Jasper and Punky get to come in and investigate. As you can see, they made the most of this opportunity and all the sniffs were thoroughly sniffed.

After they left and I'd changed the sheets, Crashy came back and meowed at me through the glass. So I let him in and...

DEAD BIRD
DEAD BIRD
DEAD BIRD ON THE CLEAN SHEETS

Fortunately I managed to separate the bird from Crashy before he could rip it up and smear it all over the duvet cover. But bad words were said.

I think Crashy forgave me. 

Caro got home a few hours later. She looked tired so I installed her on the couch with a bagel and some relaxing tv shows. 

And that is where we are now. I do not foresee much else happening today, unless Crashy manages to murder any more birdlife. 

S.