She forgot her hat

There are two vital accessories without which no self-respecting English lady would even consider sunbathing - a sun- hat and a good book. Add to that optional extras such as a deck chair and a sea breeze and the scene is almost set. I say almost, since every English , nay British, lady knows her skin, tender and unaccustomed to high levels of sunshine, will burn lobster fashion if exposed. She therefore carefully covers as much of herself as she can with suitable light clothing while lathering any remaining exposed extremities very generously with Sun Protection Factor 50. Add a pair of well-chosen sun glasses and she is ready to enjoy her time in the sun. Our lady unfortunately FORGOT HER HAT!