Port Appin,an area of outstanding natural beauty..

Amazing what a little sunshine can do. The hot spell has increased the risk of heat stroke to the local population especially those members of the PA Naturist Club who are exposing themselves to the sunshine down at the harbour, an area of outstanding natural beauty.

Naturally this has attracted the PA Photographic Club too as there is word of a rare bird to the shores and they are lining the wall hoping to catch a glimpse.

The Port Appin Emergency Services are out in force today, as always, alert and aware and looking to save lives and have rushed down to the harbour, lights flashing, si-reens blaring to make sure they missed nothing were ready for any eventuality.

It's good to see so much community spirit.










It must be pointed out that this is absolute rubbish total fiction. Port Appin is an imaginary miniature location. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead is purely co-incidence. No Preiser plastic miniature 1:87 models were harmed in this production. For the record, they are about 20mm high.