Does I look big in this?

maud: In a word Pud, yes.

pud: Break it to me gently, why don't you?

maud: You look so big it's almost impossible to see me.

pud: Should I join Weight Watchers?

maud: That's a most excellent idea!

pud: I wonder how many points a vole is?

maud: Maybe you should see this diet as an opportunity to re-define your food habits?

pud: Not sure you're in a position to judge me, poo breath.

Working at home this am to explore music for show next week. May have to write some!