Not Ideal Picnic Weather

On a whim (200cc) we visited an antique and collectors’ fair in Finstown.  The Current Mrs Creel advised me to keep moving around in case they put a price tag on me.  Despite research, and still not knowing the Esperanto for ‘sausage’, I made my excuses and left.  Stopped at the shop.  CMC bought me a copy of the Guardian (lack of watermark indicated it isn’t an original) which excludes any mention of Neil Kinnock.  After lunch I repaired the stile giving access to the clifftop walk.  I painted the weatherboard on the front of the Bothy.  I prepared the Bothy interior for the next tasting and fixed a downpipe on the flat. 
 
Do ladies still carry smelling salts nowadays?
 
Eleanor Bron is 86.  She should have been a diseuse, but she refused to take my advice.  She never Blips.  The next thing you know she’ll be returning all of my letters.