Living for the City in Technicolor

By ticking a nondescript box on my laptop computer, my JBL soretooth speaker burst into life and started to sing. When I increased the volume it was deafening, so wonderfully deafening that I decided to strap it to the side of my head with gaffa tape. Now I will have to buy another speaker to service my right ear. It's well worth the money.
(Does anyone know how to safely remove gaffa tape from tender skin?)