Luke Was Bored

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

I had a nice day sitting in the office with Olivia. We had coffees and chatted and discussed the limitations of what we would do for our partners. She was impressed by my going to see "The Wedding Singer" FOR THE SECOND EFFING TIME but then she countered that her husband Matt wants her to GO AWAY FOR FOUR DAYS.

WITH OTHER PEOPLE

AND THEIR CHILDREN

We both agreed that this was a bridge too far. Divorce from Matt could be the only option.

She sighed. I wished her luck.

Olivia went into a meeting and Luke wandered over. He too sighed.

"I want to do something but I don't know what to do," he complained.

Which is how I ended up wearing Olivia's scarf and her gloves on my ears while he took pictures.

S.