The Waiting Room

Sun,
I take it all back, please accept my apologies, for apparently you are not the cause, apparently a well known brand of suncream is likely to be the guilty culprit, responsible for this allergic reaction.
You can take solace in my new look, painted chalky white with three prescribed lotions, keeping as still as i possibly can. It is possible that it might be an unlikely money earner: tourists may mistake me for one of those blinking statues. Meanwhile i still feel like an ant's banquet...