Frozen.

Last night I put a couple of bottles of beer in the freezer “just for five minutes” to chill and then drank only  one. 
I went to the freezer this morning. 
What a mess of broken glass and sticky gunk!
It was alcohol free, so not such a terrible loss.

By the way, I thought alcohol free Leffe was too good to be true and it was.

 Esmé, Helen et al got silver despite being the favourites for gold.