HBTY

Paul: Anything exciting happening today?
Peter: It’s Cailleach’s birthday.
Paul: Who’s Cailleach?
Peter: She’s a Blip legend!
Paul: Oh, that Cailleach. How old is she?
Peter: Don’t you know that it’s rude to ask a lady her age?
Paul: I’m not asking her, I’m asking you!
Peter: Well, I don’t know!
Paul: I wonder what she’s doing on her birthday!
Peter: She has been known to like Maltesers and the odd gin.
Paul: Do the Maltesers float.
Peter: Float where?
Paul: In the gin of course!
Paul and Peter: Let’s all join in. “Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Susan, Happy birthday to you”