It's Just Not Cricket!

Bandit: Did you watch the cricket Dylan?
Dylan: That thing that looks like a grasshopper?
Bandit: No. It's a game.
Dylan: What kind of game?
Bandit: Well one team tries to hit three pieces of wood, called the wicket, with a ball and two players from the other team tries to stop them, with a bat.
Dylan: So is it a quick game?
Bandit: Some games can last five days.
Dylan: Five days! Some wars are shorter than that.
Bandit: And if they don't hit the wicket, the batsmen get to run.
Dylan: Where to?
Bandit: To the other end, and them they swap over.
Dylan: Sounds pretty silly to me.
Bandit: Yep!
Dylan: Are you meant to be in there Bandit?
Bandit: No!!!