Tom Zimmerman

By Zimmt54

Bad Start to the day

This banana peel is the first thing I came across on my morning walk. I have to look on the bright side, I didn't slip.

There was a young girl from Savanny
Who stepped on a yellow bananny
She said, Oh gee whiz,
How clumsy I is.
And fell right down on her fanny.

She got up feeling whoozie
And looked so much like a floosie.
Her dress was all torn
And she looked so forlorn.
And said, That sure was a doosie.

So if a bananny you should eat,
Don't throw the peel into the street
To keep from sin
Put it in the bin.
And help keep our neighborhood neat

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