Confused

If this verdin seems befuddled it's because he is trying to get nectar out of an empty feeder. I took it down and placed it on the table so I could bring it in later to clean it.

The monsoon is not for the feint of heart. Storms have been ripping through the city the last few days. There was even a tornado. Yesterday, the weather service put out another tornado warning but it didn't materialize. There was a significant amount of damage from 70 mph winds, micro-bursts, rain and hail. My town, on the other hand, hasn't gotten a drop of rain in quite a while. I live about 40 miles/64 km from where most of the damage was so am perfectly safe. Today the sun is shining without a cloud in the sky.
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After completing his annual physical on a patient, the doctor asked if there was anything that was bothering him. Joe replied, "Yeah, my hearing."
The doctor examined Joe's ear and removed some ear wax. He then asked Joe if his hearing was better than before.
Joe said, "I don't know, the hearing isn't till next Tuesday."