Another Summer Day in Kirkwall

Jenny, and the Current Mrs Creel, went shopping in Kirkwall.  The planned walk was abandoned because the pitch was unplayable.  With Kevin I went for a tea, then a walk around the harbour and the nether regions of Kirkwall.  After a rather uncomfortable visit to my Mum, we went for a meal at the Merkister.  On sighting the sticky toffee pudding I immediately joined BUPA.
 
It transpires there are two shoehorns (not in the world).