T-in-the-Park...

Not a chance! I'm way too old for that shit! I'm comfortable in my flat. I have my pjs on and I'm wedged in the armchair. I don't need to worry about wankers, mud, sunburn, stinking toilets, no bog roll, too much booze and expensive food.

I am officially ancient.

And today I don't care!

I was meant to be going out for dinner but I went for a glass of wine after work and decided a rain check was in order.

I bought wine on the way home.

And a curry.

I have T-in-the-Park on my TV! Ha! Suckers!

And as an aside, what sort of fuckwit takes a bag like that to a festival?!

Ancient I tell you!