Nonsense post...

I'm repeating myself, I know I've said this before but I shall say it again... buy a card and put it in the post to someone you love. It brings me no end of pleasure to send and receive nonsense in the post.

MrJohn is responsible for the offensive one! I fucking laughed like a drain when I opened it!

And I looked up the origin of 'laugh like a drain' cause it is a ridiculous expression and this is what it sad:

To laugh coarsely or loudly, especially at the discomfort of others.

Ha! Make someone laugh!