The Banter!

Went to the Van Gogh exhibition in Glasgow.  Was sitting between several Glasgow wumin. The one to my left said "this is such an imersive experience pamela" the wee wuman on my right said to her mate " ah this is gonna be the new wallpaper  Mary" to which her pal replies " naw, no ma bag Agnes, ma daughter would enjoy it though, she likes c*** like this as she's  weird anyhow" 
Nothing like a bit of Glasgow banter.