Soft

I sometime wonder if I should write a book with all the adventures and mishaps of the wildlings.  

So toilet training.....   yesterday after holding a pee for 10 hours the jedi was ready to burst. So I quickly unhooked his dungadress ( dungarees to us ), grabbed him and ran into the bathroom.  The jedi starts freaking out. Anyway you know the fire hoses when the water explodes everywhere.  Picture that. Over my hand, legs feet but we got some down the loo. 

And today I told him that if he put the fire out we will buy him toys. Well he needs to work on his aim and I need to wear gloves.  But we're on our way to buy him toys. He was that excited he ran into my neighbours house and told them he put the fire out. 

Xander isn't feeling great today. 

Will struggle for blip tonight 


Oh and he loves lying on nanas rug as it's so soft. Just the two of us popped round this morning as I was taking bags of soil round.