The Spider and the Fly

Will you walk into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly,
"'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I have many curious things to show when you are there."
"Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again.


Meanwhile, I parked just outside of Guildford town centre (much cheaper!) and walked in to buy some walking sandals to replace the ones that collapsed on me a few weeks ago in time for my holiday to Dorset next week. Looking forward to it!