Hello Goodbye

Last week, on my birthday, I dropped off my lovely Saab for MOT test.
I got a phone call that afternoon from the garage.
Catastrophic failure. 
Got a "Do not drive" notice.
Whilst the car looked immaculate and drove beautifully the metal underneath had rusted to almost nothing. 
Was advised that if I went over a pothole the suspension would be very likey to collapse and we are talking front and rear both offside and nearside.
Off to the scrapyard this morning and for the first time since 1980 I don't own a car.
Quite fancy a Fiat 500 Abarth.