On the Bright Side of The Road

Si says to me this morning; "do you remember pulling the covers off me last night? 


I really didn't.   He was confused.  But he did pull them off me.  

We procrastinated a lot about starting the garden.  We boiled up the blackcurrents ( I killed the Ribena Berries) .... we had a bacon buttie.    

Eventually we did a bit.  There is a lot more still needs done but  at least we started. 

This weekend, I have been wearing a neon pink bra under a blue tee shirt.   I thought that I was distracting young men with my ginormous bosum shining through my teeshirt.   

However Si pointed out to me today that i had a rather large damp spot under my bosum almost as if I was lactating. 

Yes,  Men were looking at my left boob, because I had a big wet patch o ver it.   Dang 

Even better than that. 

When we got home I was browsing my phone and the stupid phone kept showing me adverts for "Lactating mothers". 


Be careful what you say.....  AI is listening.