Fresh fruit right in the middle of the madness of Holborn in the midsummer rush hour.

Where do they learn to do those numbers?

Where do public park keepers learn to plant those bonkers borders?

The conference went well - good speakers, good questions, just the right amount of nerves.

Looking forward to a post-event pint when big A gets home from another day of English tourism. Blimey. He's nearly done the lot this week.

Is it being back in my homeland of southeast London that reminds me of the joys of the word blimey? I am also possibly the last person I know who enjoys the odd 'Gordon Bennett'