Lederhosen

Here are my 10 favourite items of clothing for a man ever. Not in an order as such. Here goes. I'll get on with it:

1. Cravat - I have has several over the years. Most were passed down from my dapper Great Uncle Percy
2. Long johns - useful for winter
3. Y fronts - useful to discover your privates
4. Braces - my favourite bright red pair are missing
5. 3 piece suit - so right for impressing your parents
6. Pullover - a comedy item
7. Tank top - a top ho item & I have a 70's beauty
8. Knee high socks - you might know this item as skin tight trousers
9. Corduroy's - nothing ventured nothing gained
10. Vests - the more garish the better

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