Unbeknown to Me

The Wretched One was persuaded to attend a lesson in CPR.

As the Kindly Mister and I returned from our walk, I could smell her scent (a subtle mix of vanilla and rose), as we passed by the Village Hall.  I dragged the Mister in and he left me with her.  

After a couple of hours of kip, I heard my name mentioned by our senior first responder, suggesting that I should be first to do the compressions.  I declined...in the end TWO had a go.  

In other news.  I was taken to the vet for a routine vaccination, and he told the humans that he thought the tumour on my liver is probably benign.  I have no idea what this means, TWO & KM are inordinately happy.