12:16pm Downtown Bo'ness

Dog just out the groomers, he smells lovely but is in the huff.

Things sorted. 

1. We have had problems with our land line for months. We can either get the phone to work but no internet or vice versa. Fitted an ADSL filter, still no resolution. As the gubbins is within the house calling out BT would be an instant £200 call out. Grrrrr....as the red mist thickened I had a cunning plan...It worked! We can chat to cold callers and receive on line scams at the same time. Progress.

2. Our bathroom door has caught on the floor tile chrome edging strip for ages, rendering the door useless. Now while Mrs FP seeing me  straining upon the pan troubles her not (she is made of stern stuff, farming stock and all that - her family are cattle cattle reivers ) however visitors may take a dim view of such a sight. Door off and a minute with a saw - something that irked finally sorted.

What next?