The Acme Flying Machine

Plans for the Acme patented heavier than air Flying Machine have hit a snag. Inventor Ron McKnee said: “The booger won’t fly because the exhaust decompression grommets are not holding firm.”
“Do you have a solution in mind?” asked our roving reporter.
“I plan to reposition it as a submersible.”
“Will than entail much work?”
“Naw. I’ll just chuck it in the canal.”
 
All complete nonsense.