Boredom has a face

Poor little lad. 
The shrimping was shite. They didn't catch a single one. Not that it matters that much, he doesn't like shrimps anyway. To catch or to eat. He likes to play Fortnite with his mates. 
Then to add insult to injury his mum said she'd go for a quick dip at the Forty Foot. 
Quick swim his hairless arse... She yapped for a good 20 minutes with her mates even before she got into the water and now there is more aquatic yapping going on, while the gaggle of mums bob on the waves, like happy yappy amphibian things. 
He wish he were back home, in his darkened room, in his gaming chair, with his headset on, playing Fortnite with his mates.