OH, BOUY...

...was I knackered today. The party was a great success and I had a ball, but now my head is splitting, my knees are wobbly and I have a UTI. And none of it is the result of sex or strong drink.

We took the VIP to the seaside where it was blisteringly hot and I uncharacteristically fell asleep in the sun. Birthday Boy saved the day by taking the VIP to the park while I had a sleep.