Magic

Honestly every time I come to Disney I find it magical. I KNOW full well you get shafted out of money … but all holidays are what you make them so if you know that they charge for even the smallest things and you go anyway I don’t see how you can complain, people do though and I just laugh .
So I’ve been listening to people when we are stood in the waiting lines for rides and attractions these are some of my favourite observations , all of them are said in some form of American accent , so bear that in mind ( it makes it more joyous for me ) ..

1 for gods sake STOP touching peoples butts .. a truly exasperated Dad to a young girl who looked to be around 6 years old .
2 I really hate that little kid … an older brother looking to be about 10 years old and a small annoying younger brother being a pest.
3. I need a poo . Four’ish looking boy after 45 minutes in line and just about to get to the front …
4. Do not open that bathroom door I have no underwear on … mother to I suspect a small child in the toilet cubicle .
5. There is absolutely no reason for you to have to have your finger constantly up your nose … a mother to a child I couldn’t quite see .
6. Please don’t lick the wall …. Mother to a child of unknown age as it had very grown up teeth so it could have been 12.. I was unsure on my guess on this ..

Also I hear repeatedly… Stop , just stop .. and then the parent looking pained and as if they could throttle said offspring.

OHHHHH extras … I managed to actually look straight ahead on Tron and sadly still looked deranged on Guardians of the Galaxy ….