A hot bank holiday? Whatever next?

 The morning spent hunched over the computer; the afternoon spent spreading grass seed and carting boxes of weeds; the evening spent watching a movie and wishing I hadn’t spent the afternoon spreading grass seed and carting boxes of weeds.
 
In between, I was dragged to a garden centre to buy the grass seed, which would then enable me to throw it away. I thought for the moment that there had been a new breath of honesty in the industry, and the shop had renamed itself to describe what it does.