Right, how do we get up there then..?

We went for a walk around St Bees Head.
The Guillemots have arrived en masse and are squawking away making quite a racket. They are fast fliers and I like to watch them flying at the cliff and last minute extending feet forward to prevent a splat.
They dispense with a nest and lay a single egg on any flattish section of cliff face they can find, as you can see from the extra competition for space is fierce.