It wasn't me!

      Well - It was - BUT - NOT the original.  I haven't used this "in anger" since it was new; as far as I recall.
      However - recently I've had a bit of a smashing time.  You'll, no doubt, have hear/learnt these things come in threes?  Well, this is number three.
      What gets me is - if I've never used it and/or, even if I have and can't remember HOW the great grey green greasy Limpopo I managed to just do that tiny weeny crack, which halts abruptly where you see it ends..