Life in a Northern Town

By kagsy

James Bond

So there MAY have been a little jiggery pokery time travel here, but I am very bleh and uninspired today, so I hope I am forgiven.

As David and I arrived on the Kings Cross concourse, there was a small group of people just by the shops, and this was what we heard:-

"OMG was that Daniel Craig?"
"OMG yes, it was TOTALLY Daniel Craig"
'Ben, Ben, we just saw James Bond"
"No way"
"yes it was totally him, wearing a dickie bow and EVERYTHING"
"OMG!"

So our ears were well and truly pricked up. We looked at each other then at the man in a black suit disappearing around the corner, and decided to head around the other side of the shops to see if we could see him. As we rounded the corner, there he was striding toward us, right height, right build, right colouring, right outfit. Sadly, although he could get work as a professional lookalike, t'was not James Bond. Neither was Javier Bardem around trying to derail a Tube train with which to kill James Bond theatrically (just bloody well shoot him!).

We decided it would have been better not to have gone looking for him, then we could have continued with the deluded idea that Daniel Craig was wandering around Kings Cross in a DJ, probably looking for the Cornish pasty kiosk

All the foregoing was an excuse to play the best Bond song ever. (You have no idea how much self-restraint it took not to choose the GnR version.)

What's your favourite??

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