Smuts mixing up his drinks and records!

What's the best way to approach someone on the dance floor?
None! Make them approach you! Give eyes from across the room. Also, I'm a big fan of dancing scandalously with all the gay boys. But more often than not, I think that just ends up intimidating a lot of guys. If you don't have the courage to go grab someone and start dancing, just keep drinking until you do.

Assuming all goes well on the dance floor, how do you transition to your place?
Try to get them somewhere quieter where you can make small talk. Pretend you're really interested in whatever they're saying.