Baywatch

Because you never know when an orca might leap out of the water, or a volcano erupt in Howth, or when the water might withdraw all of a sudden at the speed of a galloping horse and return in the form of a tsunami. 
You never know when something might happen.

Please please God, make something happen. 

Because Alfred here has reached the maximum amount of boredom an octogenarian can reasonably be expected to cope with.