The Alliums Are Coming

The thing that sums up today best was getting dressed this morning.

I sat down to put my socks on (an age thing - if you can stand and put your socks on, you are not old).  As I sat down, there was a Laurel & Hardy ripping sound.  The sides of my boxers had decided to go their separate ways.  Never happened to me before.

The rest of today - well, we can gloss over that.  I'll just say, I'm glad I can mute my microphone in meetings and my swear jar will pay for a holiday.