Whisker Stress

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

You may think I am the crazy cat person in our house. 

Oh my no.

I mean. Don't get me wrong. I take very good care of our kitties, but Caro manages to take it to THE NEXT LEVEL OR POSSIBLY EVEN THE LEVEL ABOVE THAT. 

She mashes up their pre-mashed cat food because the pieces are still too big. She puts four different types of cat biscuits into four different bowls so they have choices. And she has been buying shallow cat bowls because she has determined that the deeper ones give the cats "whisker stress". 

I blame the internet.

So I was given very very VERY thorough instructions when Caro went away regarding cat-care, yes including the four different bowls* and the types of cat food everyone prefers. 

And now I feel like I am the one suffering from "whisker stress".

S.

* Which I have already messed up. Look, it's complicated.