Next stop America!

The extreme west of Tenerife. Down a road that's closed because of rock falls, strange that at the end the car park is full and you have to park on the street. In the UK there would have been an ice cream van legitimising the viewpoint!

On a slightly different note, I feel I must publish prior art of two surprising new inventions to the world of sun tan lotion. Firstly lotion that stays purple until it has soaked in. This is fantastic on its own, but when combined with a lazy Susan (complete with toe straps for locating the feet) and either a main of battery powered (for travel purposes) spraying system, this is the perfect way to ensure a liberal coating. Just remember you heard it here first!