Fresh strikes announced

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Went to town. Met V. Chatted. She needs another job. Hers doesn't pay the minimum wage. Lent her a suitcase for next week's holiday. 

Saw an ad on TV. Hid some virtual Cadbury's Easter eggs for family on a map app. Too late, realized that no one would ever bother to find them as they have to hand over their data to Cadbury's. 

I wish we were living in Willy Wonka land.