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On This Day In History
1960: Desi Arnaz and Lucille Ball divorce

Quote Of The Day
"How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistake, we'd profit from them."
(Lucille Ball)

And I'm so glad they did, because as a result of Desilu Studios profiting, Star Trek was born. Lucille Ball pushed hard for it, even so far as pushing the nay-sayers to an unprecedented second pilot. I love Lucy! 

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